I'm Natalie and I like dogs

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

(via unclefather)

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via fake-mermaid)

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rosaparking:

chrispymoir:

rosaparking:

BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE

You’ve never seen balls, have you?

I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO

(via condom)

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jamespkcs:

pizzalover992:

jamespkcs:

The Creatures + Urban Dictionary (insp)

Bonus:

 

Lol. I think some of these are way overblown but some are spot on

well it is urban dictionary, of course they wont all be accurate lol.

(via sp00nky)

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