I'm Natalie i like dogs and spaghetti. preferably not at the same time!

hentaiviewer666:

reasons why babies are not needed:

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

(Source: frankushington, via bennydsnop)

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1 month ago

fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

(via sluttyoliveoil)

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1 month ago

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via fake-mermaid)

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1 month ago

troubledstateside:

Jared Leto receives an Oscar for portraying a trans woman while trans women receive shame and violence for being trans women. 

(Source: beneathmedicinetree, via frigerator)

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1 month ago

crystallized-teardrops:

i don’t think anyone realises how much effort i put into trying not punching everyone at school

(via beyoncevevo)

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1 month ago
me:I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me:are those brownies
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1 month ago

relahvant:

when girls call their boyfriend “daddy” it actually makes me wanna hit them with a fridge

(via pizza)

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1 month ago

delicatelydebonair:

I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’

(Source: jadetunchy, via totheinternetandbeyond)

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